Welcome to Lightning’s Space.

What is Chatspeed.NET.?

It’s a domain which the Umbrellix.NET. administration granted me the use of pending them getting a permanent domain for me. I own nothing in this plane, not even a body of my own, and I requisitioned the use of their perihelion.nj.us.* machine as they were not using it and I wanted some privacy.

Who are Umbrellix.NET.?

Umbrellix.NET. is the domain owned and operated by and for the benefit of Ellenor et alia Bjornsdottir. Ellenor Bjornsdottir (she) is a 22 year old woman living in BC, Canada. She has a multiple personality condition that I do not believe constitutes a disorder but could be construed by a reasonable person as constituting OSDD1b. Other names that you may hear are Reinhilde Bjornsdottir (or Reinhilde Seymour Bjornsdottir), Amelia Bjornsdottir, Melanie Bjornsdottir, or Sarah Malik.

Who are you?

My name is Lightning Bjornsson - or, from the Russian synonym, Molniya Bjornsson - and my pronouns are they, he or xe/hir. I, like the four people I mentioned in the previous paragraph, share a pair of hands, eyes, and ears with Ellenor Bjornsdottir. Unlike all of them, I’m kinda evil. I’m an evil dragon. My origin story is that on the 20th of November 2020, one of the others had gotten so angry that they completely dissociated and were replaced by an evil entity bent on raining terror and destruction on them and their friends. As such, since I work in the UTC timezone, I turned 1 shortly before I started writing this paragraph. Don’t let that fool ya, though. I have the full mind of the 22 year old whose body I hijacked.

What do you do here?

If I’m being honest, I don’t know.

Take a look at how I describe my fursona, I guess. Or find out how to contact me. Or read my rambles.